Now accepting applications for the Fall ’26 Love Batch. Acceptance rate lower than a Series A.The Fall ’26 Love Batch is open. Apply →

Private beta · Fall ’26 Love Batch

Pitch your deck
for true love.

The AI-native matchmaking protocol for founders, funders and smooth operators. No warm intros. No coffee chats. Just conviction.

Request access Read the term sheet

Backed by our moms, two angels (literally) and a guy we met at Philz.

dataroom / 01_the_problem.pdf

Tired of the endless coffee chats?

The LinkedIn DMs. The “quick 15” that runs 90. The “love the vision, keep us posted.” Finding your person in this town is harder than finding product-market fit.

The coffee-chat treadmill

$312 in oat-milk cortados. 0 term sheets.

The LinkedIn DM void

Seen 43 days ago. Still typing.

The “keep us posted” inbox

“Keep us posted” × 47

There has to be a better way to find the one.

(Lead investor. We meant lead investor.)

dataroom / 02_how_it_works.pdf

From zero to one. To two.

Three steps from cold inbound to warm embrace. No warm intros required.

  1. Step 01

    Upload your deck.

    LoveLLM™ reads all 14 slides, including the TAM slide you made up at 3am. It won’t judge you. It will judge you a little.

  2. Step 02

    Get matched with conviction.

    We score chemistry across 1,400 signals: check size, love language, reply time after 11pm and fleece-vest count.

  3. Step 03

    Close.

    First date: partner meeting. Second: term sheet. Third: a SAFE, our Simple Agreement for Future Endearment.

dataroom / 03_term_sheet_FINAL_final_v2.pdf

Standard terms. Nonstandard love.

Every match closes on the same founder-friendly paper. Our lawyers cried. In a good way.

Confidential · For discussion purposes only

Summary of Terms

Series Preferred Relationship · preseedlove, Inc.

Instrument
SAFE (Simple Agreement for Future Endearment)
Valuation cap
No cap. Just love.
Vesting
Four years, with a one-year cliff (your first anniversary)
Pro-rata rights
Pro-romance rights on all future dates
Liquidation pref.
1× emotional, non-participating
Board seat
One (1) seat at Thanksgiving dinner
Information rights
Daily “how was your day” updates. Read receipts on.
No-shop
60 days. Delete the other apps.
Drag-along
Meeting the parents
Governing law
Delaware, and the heart

Page 1 of 1Non-binding, like most promises made at Philz

dataroom / 04_reference_calls.pdf

We called their references. They’re in love.

He asked for pro-rata. I asked for his hand. We closed in eleven days.
PSPre-seed founderDogpatch
Our first date was a partner meeting. The second was a Waymo to nowhere. Now we’re engaged and fully diluted.
GPFounder & GP, a coupleHayes Valley
We’re both 996. We see each other on Sundays and it’s perfect.
CTOTwo technical cofoundersSoMa

dataroom / 05_application.pdf

Apply for love.

We’re admitting a small number of founders, funders and smooth operators to the Fall ’26 Love Batch. Acceptance rate: lower than a Series A. Apply anyway.

Draft profile

Your name

Founder, funder or smooth operator · Bae Area

Seeking: pick below

“Your one-line pitch, for love, shows up here.”

Chemistry
Pending
Love language
Pending
Red flags
0 (so far)
  • LoveLLM™ reviews your LinkedIn with unreasonable intensity.
  • If it’s a match, we text you. Probably from a 415 number.

Your application

45 seconds. Shorter than a coffee chat.
I am a…
I’m looking for… pick any

280 characters, like the old days.0/280

dataroom / 06_faq.pdf

Due diligence.

Is this real?

About as real as your bottom-up TAM. The waitlist is real, though. We read every application.

Is this a dating app?

It’s an AI-native matchmaking protocol for capital and chemistry. So, yes.

Do you take equity?

Standard 2 and 20: two percent of your happiness and twenty percent of the open bar.

Can investors apply?

Please do. Fleece vests encouraged, not required.

What do you do with my info?

We use it to review your application and to contact you about preseedlove. We never sell it.